Favourite Quotes

My Favourite quote from The Mighty Boosh is "Howard, the black bits in bananas... are they tarantula eggs?"

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I've got nothing inside... I'm like a beach ball.

I always loved this conversation between vince and howard

[Vince and Howard have been buried up to their necks and left for dead in the desert]
Vince Noir: Howard? You think it's going to be alright?
Howard Moon: No. We're gonna die in the most horrific way known to man.
[sighs in resignation]
Vince Noir: [smiling] Had some good times, though, didn't we?
Howard Moon: Yeah...
Vince Noir: Huh... yeah...
Howard Moon: [wistfully] Remember the time we had that soup?
Vince Noir: That was brilliant.
[they start singing]
Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Soup! Soup! A tasty... Soup! Soup! A spicy, carrot and coriander...
Vince Noir: ...chili chowder!
Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Crouton! Crouton! Crunchy friends in a liquid broth.
Howard Moon, Vince Noir: I am gazpachio... OH! I am a summer soup... Mm!
Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Miso! Miso! Fighting in the dojo. Miso! Miso! Oriental prince in the land of soup!
[they stop singing]
Vince Noir: Classic times.
Howard Moon: [shaking his head] Crazy days...

my favourite

Howard: The tweed utility patch: scuffproof, weatherproof, even bulletproof, sir.
The Hitcher: Are you bulletproof, boy?
Howard: ... Don't know sir.

Tony Harrison: What's he looking at?
Dennis: Nobody knows. Kirk is journeying far into the astral realm.
Tony Harrison: He's off his tits!

Dennis: Naboo, the time has come for your execution. It is not a task any of us wanted, and so to protect the identity of the executioner, he shall be wearing a hood.
[Cut to Tony Harrison, in a black executioner's mask, trying to get up the guillotine's steps]
Tony Harrison: I can't get up these stairs! What is this bullshit!? I asked for a ramp!
Naboo: [sarcastically] I wonder who that is!
Saboo: Maybe we should have got someone with legs to do this!

theres more i like thats justa a few

lol, got to love Howard and his elbow patches.

Vince Noir: [grabbing book] Look at this one!
Naboo: Don't touch that!
Vince Noir: All right! Easy!
Naboo: This is black magic. This is hardcore. Don't mess with the occult.
Vince Noir: I thought it was good for you.
Naboo: What?
Vince Noir: Well, you know, good for your digestive system.
Naboo: That's Yakult!
Vince Noir: Oh, yeah...

Bob Fossil: I have a problem. It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! You know! With the hand feet
[shakes his hands to demonstrate]
Bob Fossil: The brown little hand foot man.
[makes face]
Howard Moon: The gorilla.
Bob Fossil: Yer!

"Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer. Got a nice ring to it doesn't it?"
"Colan explorer? I think thats got the wrong ring to it."

I'm new by the way, love the Boosh.

Genre-Spanner wrote:

"Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer. Got a nice ring to it doesn't it?"
"Colan explorer? I think thats got the wrong ring to it."

I'm new by the way, love the Boosh.

Welcome!
Wow, when I read your name I automatically thought of that quote, and then when I saw you posted in favorite quotes I was like... that HAS to be the one they posted... and it was!!!!

And this my friends is another reason why I am The Chosen One. XD

"deedely needle time, deedely dee, deedely doo, deedely DIE!!!"
the crack fox.

the crack fox is like the strangest Character in the mighty boosh and is hell funyn looking.

My friend Heather.. LOOOOVES the Crack Fox.

it's one of my favorite quotes because my three year old sister likes to say it and it's incredibly funny coming from such a tiny and sweet looking person.

Aww I bet.


IT WAS A NAZI MAN!!!!!

neverthrive wrote:

it's one of my favorite quotes because my three year old sister likes to say it and it's incredibly funny coming from such a tiny and sweet looking person.

Yeah that would be, my mum doens't let my little brother and sister watch shows liek the mighty boosh.

"you love it, you slags."
canto 1: verse 7
the hitcher
as i understand it, this line was acrually a quote from a bassist (can't recall who) talking to his lady fans while performing. it's just hilarious how the hitcher says it though.

^ *actually* presto, fixitationalismality. bamf! put that in your dictionary and read it!

making up new words is so much fun.

Naboo "what've you done? there was a demon in this bottle. you've let it loose!"
Howard "well where is it."
Naboo "it's hiding in one of you... oh wait it's fine. this demon only possesses virgins."
Howard "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Naboo "just jokin', it's only an ordinary bottle"

something close to that any way.

"You've opened me up to a whole new world. A world of gaydom... I'M A GAY!!!!"