Ode to Old Gregg

I joined this but a few days ago
It's excited though kindof slow
Yet I always saw your clever post
And I wanted to meet you the most
Now you have returned
My poetry is not too well
There is much more to be learned
I am so glad to see you back
Now the emptiness I lack.

Ha! Praise will get you everywhere!
Vince Noir and I are quite a pair!
When people see us stepping out,
Is Vince, Gregg, or are they ass-about?

No one knows for sure if Gregg is Vince,
Though when they strut both tend to mince,
Heman, sheman, woman, man, girl or lad?
Even I don't know! (Must ask my Dad!?)

Please to meet you Chosen One,
(Are you me too? That's profun!)
I think it cool you're from Alabama,
You do have a sweet Southern manner.

Imagine it! A cool Southern Freak,
Through whom civility sweetly peeks,
An open minded Freak with artistic flare! ----
Oooh smooth my skirt and comb my hair!

Eeep... I'm too excited to even Rhyme back.
But I will just type it as if I'm writing a poem.
I hope that is cool enough. Haha.
It is so nice to finally meet you.
Dear Mr. Gregg.

I shall now commence a tackle hug...
I hope the universe can handle such awesomeness combining for that short time.
*TACKLE HUG*
Whew... I think we are safe.... XD

"Tackle-hug?!" Oh goodness me!
Now let me think, now let me see,
Are you a gal or are you a lad?
'cause where I grab might be good - or bad!

[You best beware, I'm very old,
And old folk - have you not been told? -
Can be full of evil - and even sleazy -
Their hair quite silver in the breazy -

And some say (at times) their hair is greazy,
Even if it's red, like Ron Weasley!
Actually my hair is brown with silver,
Quite distinguished - but don't call me Wilbur!

Indeed, I'm too old to even be here,
On such a forum so artistic and queer,
But that's the trouble with The Mighty Boosh,
All ages love it - whoosh whoosh whoosh!]

(A word of advice, if you struggle to rhyme,
Silly words, made up or not, work every time!)
{Where was I, Oh I can't remember!
Is it October? Last week September!}

((Another hint: if you struggle for ideas,
Write down the first thought however queer!))
[[I scratch my head and scrunch my nose -
Things are haywire! Where are my toes?]]

Mmm... So when you've waffled on quite long enough,
It's time to end the poem - either smoothly or rough. ----
Ha! So now you've had your Rhyming Lesson,
Much of it's nonsense - that's what I'm guessin!

I'm a girl.
And I am 20... and I was just told I was old on facebook. >.<
And thankyou dear Gregg for the poetic advice.
I shall have to use it.

And it is so true The Boosh is wonderful for all ages. It's just truly great.

Hello there Gregg,
I'm pleased to meet you.
Don't make me beg,
It seems to be true.

People these days
Don't seem to rhyme,
But I've seen your ways
So, just this one time.

I ask you as a friend,
And as a Boosh fan too.
Write a rhyme and pretend
You're at Bob Fossil's zoo.

Old Gregg!!! Now we are both Green!!!

old greg you are very popular

I love you too 'Itcher!!!!
*tackle hugs*

"Well, what a peculiar zoo this is!"
"Dear John, what do you mean?"
"Oh Priscilla, look at that attendant."
"The one whose eyes like amethysts gleam?"

"Yes, the shapely girl in tight white lycra,
With the beautifulest hair I've ever seen."
"Yes - she's a stunner but what's the problem?"
"Well, I think she's a 'Joe' and not a 'Jean'!"

"Oh don't you be so ridiculously silly,
John Smith wake up, you're in a dream!"
"Yes, that must be it. Oh Priscilla pinch me!
She wines and dines a lady panda -
or so it seems!"

"My goodness, she is dining that panda!
I've seen nothing like it since my teens!"
"I told you this zoo was awfully queer,
The strangest events in here have been,

And now an attendant courts a panda!"
"And they're lesbians! Oh how obscene!"
"The attendant heard you! Here she comes!"
"Hi I'm Vince Noir!"
"You are a 'guy' Well, I'll be!"

"Did you think I was a girl? Oh don't worry,
Many people think of me as In-Between."
"But what were you planning with that panda!?"
"Well, I think that would best be left with me!"

lol half the time i have no idea what you are rambling on about.

:bighug: for everyone i hope this forum has that one

Lol that was awesome Old Gregg

Haha isn't it?
I don't even know what it was about... but I read Pandas.... and I was sold.

It was his poem about the zoo, that i asked for.

Oooh now I feel like an idiot. XD

your are not the only one.

Hahaha!!!!

That it is. They just kind of poofed here one day lol.

Yeah we kind of got all these new members over night

Haha I know right.